Valentine’s Day

A day dedicated to chocolate, flowers, and butt sex.

“Are you ready for Valentine’s Day?” *grabs lube

by Mini aspirin January 28, 2021

Valentines day

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021

Valen-suck

When giving head or "suck" to your partner on Valentine's Day.

Tyrone got the Valen-suck from his step mom.

by Little Suckle February 11, 2021

valentine

Chill out and relax

Have a valentine day brownie

by Letmebeasecret April 1, 2021

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021

Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021