Chocolate Vampire

The act of eating a girl out while she shits at the same time.

Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.

by stevey21597 April 7, 2011

Vampiric

The art of being a whore for the purples in the online MMORPG World of Warcraft. Doing anything necessary and available to become "King Shit" in Arenas.

1.) Looks like hes pulling a "Vampiric" again.

by Jason Durand November 8, 2007

VampireLouis

The rockinest member on the G4 Forums. Everyone loves him. And everyone hates Blackwolf.

Man, remember that one post VampireLouis did that one time?

by Not VampireLouis April 6, 2004

Vegeterian Vampire

Someone who will only drink the blood of an animal.

Edward: Our family is different, we only drink the blood of animals. We call ourselves vegeterian vampires.

Alice: Even though we do love the blood of humans, we do not let ourselves to drink it.

by JelloBello March 30, 2009

Vampire jews

Doctors and nurses that take your blood.
Typically used by people with a fear of needles.

"I had to do lab work today and the vampire jews stole my blood".

by Brittanybitch72 April 21, 2017

Ass Vampire

A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.

"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.

by Fnort November 27, 2015

Vampire Squid

Right before you have passionate love making with a beautiful woman, you lay on top of her, bite her neck, flail around like a squid of out water, and then jerk off hence inking all over her face

Last night my boyfriend did a pretty mean vampire squid.

by VaginesSlayer April 24, 2015