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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018
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ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds
Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts
by Angry unicorn 276 June 6, 2018
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Ur Mom Is A Guy

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"
by Scilica December 21, 2022
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nah ur good

by Doctorabi July 23, 2023
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ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.
Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!
by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022
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ur grandpapi joe

The BEST SAYING KNOWN TO MAN KIND THAT WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY LEXI PANARO WHO IS ALSO UR MOM
by ur grandpapi joe January 28, 2022
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ur mom gae

"ur mom gae" is a (completely undeniable) accusation stating that your mother is homosexual (she is).
"ur mom gae"

"oh."
by ScarceOriginality February 7, 2022
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