Urinal Shark

The guy next to you in the urinal who can't help but take a peep or two over at you to see what you're working with

The guy next to me in the bathroom was a urinal shark

by Chicken bus March 25, 2026

Urinal nugget

A big or often large peice of poop in the shape of a nugget in a urinal

There were no stalls left so I had to do a urinal nugget

by Lildipdipp April 1, 2026

Auto-urenema

The act of taking one's penis, navigating it through their gooch, tucking it under, fitting the tip inside of their rectum, and proceeding to urinate past their sphincter.

Guy: "Dude guess what!"
Dude: "What?"
Guy: "I got these new pills and they enhanced my unit, now I am able to Auto-urenemate!"
Dude: "That's fucking awesome! I need to get me some of those, my sphincter is parched."

by Nikljj February 19, 2011

Brendon Urie

A fabulous bean with a amazing vocal range. The lead singer of Panic! At The Disco, and not just Panic At The Disco because that's not the name of the band. YOU CAN'T JUST CHANE THEIR NAME. IT'S LIKE CALLING TWENTY ONE PILOTS JUST TWENTY PILOTS. Brendon is a incredible musician with a unique voice. He is amazing but i think he should be recognized by his amazing voice and not. because he is sexy. And Ryan will be his wife forever even if he left him so don't worry about that.

Brendon Urie is an amazing talented bean and is the god of this universe so yeah that's all thank you.

by Beanybean May 24, 2017

Félix Uriel Rios

FATIMAS BABY FOR EVERRRRR😌💕

Girl1:omg look at Félix Uriel Rios 😍
Girl2:he's Fatima's chill

by Mindyourowbussiness September 20, 2017

kendall urie

a little hoe

u are kendall urie

by Hope Joy December 27, 2017

Tandem Urination

The point when you have become so close with someone that you want to share every moment, even taking a piss. The woman sits on the toilet spread eagle, and the man urinates between her thighs. Also, a great hobby for couples stuck in a rut.

Him: Babe, gotta pee!
Her: Me too! Let’s try out tandem urination!

by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017