two five

traitor, to betray, two faced

although the origin of this phrase is unknow it's widely recognised within the chinese urban community

two five is for life

by hmmm..... May 23, 2006

Two Time

Attending one function then leaving half way through to get to another function.

Bob: Are we going to Michelle's party?
Lisa: Yeah, we're gonna two time it with Jack's farewell.

by conchowino January 29, 2009

Two man stand

When two guys go to the toilet at the same time. One is sitting on the toilet seat in the usual fashion, and the other sits on top of him, facing him, and shits between his legs.

Person 1 : 'Damn, they've only got one toilet here! I'm desperate!'

Person 2 : 'Hey, me too!'

Person 1 : 'Looks like we'll have to do a two man stand, I'll go on top'

Person 2 : 'Fine, just don't shit on my legs again like last time!'

by Heckster. November 22, 2009

Two Steppin'

A dance shuffle performed by people who don't know how to dance. It usually involves moving from side to side and nodding your head to the beat of the music.

"Look at this fool two-steppin' up in the club."

by Elmer January 19, 2005

two dogs

Mediocre; run of the mill; as if by chance (Australia). From the Australian national joke: A young Indian brave goes to his Chief to ask for advice. "Chief?" he asked. "How do you choose the names you give us?" The old man responds, "You see your friend there? I named him Soaring Eagle after the first thing that I saw when he was born. That goes for everyone I name. But you of all the braves should know this, Two Dogs Fucking."

"G'day mate. How was the band last night?"
"Two dogs. Might as well've stayed home."
"Crikes. I heard they was good."

by Joe 6 Mama December 31, 2008

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

Two Finger Wiggle

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.

Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!

by Panje October 21, 2010