Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.

Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.

by Swervzy September 24, 2019

Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.

Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.

by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024

Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.

"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."

by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021

Twitter syndrome

The incapability to comprehend pieces of text that exceed the length of a Twitter post. See also: tl;dr

You admitted to having the attention span of a toddler, by stating that this 2 paragraph bit of text was too long for you to read. You have a clear cut case of Twitter syndrome.

by Serpentine Storm March 9, 2019

stan twitter

Very weird people on Twitter who just spend their whole day talking shit about memes and celebrities. No one outside their community can really understand what they're saying. They also are very intolerant and don't give any attention to people who don't have the same interests or opinions as them. Even though their main topics are American and English celebrities and American rap, they come from many different countries like Mexico, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados, South America, Europe, etc., not just the USA. They also all talk in English only. Typically comprised of teens and young people, mainly Gen Z, this is why Gen Z is so weird.

Today Stan Twitter was talking about McDonalds. They were saying stuff like, "Welcome to McDonalds, would you like to order a ____ (celebrity) meal?" Literally BS, made no sense. Like wtf?

by John532 August 15, 2021

Twitter

Don't go there

"My friend opened a Twitter account yesterday, he's such an idiot."

by Sattrix77 April 14, 2022

Twitter

hell

"Oh hey are you going on Twitter?"
"If by Twitter you mean hell then yes"

by Omnizoid January 30, 2022