prison turkey

what the male asshole is called while incarcerated; in jail, the male's asshole becomes the equivalent of the female vagina

"Damn, Tyrone. Your prison turkey is feeling real damn good right now."

"Is it Thanksgiving? If so, then bend over. I'm feeling in the mood for some prison turkey."

by ssgssj May 18, 2015

Turkey Necking

When a person's head jerks back and forth as they fall asleep while sitting.

That class was so boring I started turkey necking.

by Robotz February 10, 2006

turkey buzzard

a man of a certain age, say 50, who is desirous of slightly underage girls--a heterosexual congressman foley--a vile predator of innocents.

there is a true ghost, a ghoul actually, who roams the halls and lobby of the chelsea hotel preying on women of a certain age. a disapicable predator, the likes of a certain congressman from florida, who makes sport of filing notches on his unfortunate rifle when successful, and is vicious and bitter when shunned. buyer beware: we all know picasso was a vile pig with women - as for this "artiste," all of the acidic, noxious colors of oil paint splayed in demonic imagery on canvas is no excuse for a pompous turkey buzzard in paint splattered pants.

by col. warren j hendricks November 6, 2008

Turkey Punch

To punch someone in the throat.

"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"

by RecordmanSam July 28, 2011

Turkey necking

Fucking a girl on her period until your balls are covered in blood, which gives the illusion of a turkeys red neck

I was fucking this girl on her period, and i ended up turkey necking her

by poopsmear January 10, 2011

Turkey Sub

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

Carrot Top, Roadrunner, Turkey Sub, we're gonna have a lot of equipment - Jack Black, School of Rock

Hey Turkey Sub (to large person)

TurkeySub (nickname to thin over eater)

by wordgman November 4, 2007

flamin' turkey

An idiot. One that does something idiotic. A foolish or stupid person.

Dan is such a flamin' turkey.

by DS.. October 30, 2005