Tendi

A sporty guy who is very funny and popular. He is very athletic and loves football and is very competitive, especially with Sheldons. He is smart, caring and everybody loves to be around him

Hey have you seen that Tendi

by SHELLIE555 October 9, 2016

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

Trendroid

Person abiding in Hoxton & surrounding areas of London with 'ironic' clothing and hair-cut that they will abandon in three months time when people from Clapham start copying them.

And lo, God did come forth and spake unto the people- "all women shall look like the scouse one from the sugababes"

by snideybugger January 19, 2004

trendon

Of aesthetic or cultural acclaim, a way to compliment someone one their style.

An update to the word "trendy" so you don't have to sound like your dad.

A modification of the phrase "On Trend" so people won;t know how much Grazia you read...

Your shoes are fabulous, they're SO trendon.

I really like your haircut, its really trendon.

by MyonduespYm October 30, 2011

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006