Thought Crime

A theoretical felony. The federally punishable act of thinking about unlawful acts, thinking of committing them, or having thoughts contrary to the will of the established government or relevant legal or social paradigm. An arrestable offense regardless of whether or not action has been taken towards the thought, even lacking traditional evidence of any kind of wrongdoing.

This idea is prevalent in the dystopian novel "1984," by british author George Orwell.

I'm glad Bush is out of office. I was sure I was going to get sent to Guantanomo for Thought Crimes.

by ubermatt2000 May 25, 2009

Flag

Get the Thought Crime mug.

On the real though

For real; when someone is being serious about something.

Jay- "Hey man, that stripper had the fattest ass! On the real though, I think I got herpes from her."

by MixMasterChrispy February 8, 2012

Flag

Get the On the real though mug.

Poke Throughs

When ones finger pokes through some cheap toilet paper and you accidentally wipe one of your holes with your finger.

That toilet paper a McDonalds is terrible! I had so many poke throughs that I had more shit on my finger than on the toilet paper itself.

by $hIti0T July 5, 2014

Flag

Get the Poke Throughs mug.

Thoughts and prayers

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

by anonymous November 5, 2018

Flag

Get the Thoughts and prayers mug.

i'm sayin' though

An expression of agreement. Don't pull out your grammar books with this one.

Very often said before the person you're agreeing with has completely finished thier sentence.

The though is usually pronounced doe.

A-The Spurs winning the championship, mayne.
B-Man the Spurs are the most boring team I ever seen. I seen Tim Duncan yawn twice the last time he posted up.
A-Man, whatever works, that shit wins championsh--
C-I'm sayin' though!

by Steelo J. July 22, 2008

Flag