Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023

Throat Hoagie

When you stuff someone’s mouth balls deep with your cock and you top it off with your mannaise.

I gave Melissa a Throat Hoagie and she loved it, especially the mannaise topping

by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023

Throat Goat

Throat goat is now being used as a compimentive term. It means cut throat, often referred to assassins or sin's for short. Its a term that is being used most oftenly in gaming now in a positive manner.

Wow you are really messed them up there, You must be the throat goat of all time.

by Bizhiw November 13, 2023

dry throat

when your throat is dehydrated and it becomes dry. usually goes away in a day or two and during that time, it may hurt to swallow.

Luca: “Dude I have a dry throat.”
Simon: “Just drink more water.”
Luca: “Yea but it hurts to swallow.”
Simon: “Oh sorry.”

by GreatBanner16 December 18, 2023

slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023

throat leverage

when you administer medicine to someone’s throat and use their uvula as a way to push the medicine in without using your fingers

Woah dude you used “ throat leverage” on the dog!!

by latinloverrrre January 7, 2024

throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.

That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?

by Repressed Humor Issues January 9, 2024