a mouses tail is when you take a woman to bed and realise that she has a mouses tail, hense a tampon, hanging out of her fud..... just take her up the ass, problem solved!!
hey man i was totally gunna do this chick last night,then i noticed she had a mouses tail,i was like whoahhhh...tampons man,such the downer!
by ladylara August 23, 2010
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