when you are more excited to share personal information or achievements than to actually enjoy them yourself privately. very egotistical and common in only children. usually an attempt to seek validation and attention that was never offered during childhood.
“Babes. Luca is giving me the Gucci shirt. I stay winning.”
“Omg Aidan. You have a total keratin complex.”
“Omg Aidan. You have a total keratin complex.”
by lovechildbaker July 04, 2021
A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.
"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."
by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025
When you respect someone's opinion and knowledge so much that when you disappoint them it feels like your heart just got crushed up like a little paper bag and thrown in the trash.
Man, I couldn't remember the proper joint play for extension at the knee, I've got mad Candice complex right now.
by Smoosh_smoosh April 05, 2019
“Navigating the complexities of..” is a phrase loved by uncle ChatGPT which allows humans if they have above 70 IQ to spot an AI-written article from a mile away.
by legoduplo82 August 01, 2024
When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
You better watch what you say to Toie, she has Jesus Complex... she'll use anything you say as the reason her entire life was ruined and sucks, and blame you instead of woman-up and take responsibility for her own shitty decisions in life.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
"oh how was dinner at the Johnston's? especially around dinner"
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'
"Oh it was real nice however Susan has developed a real 'Carol Complex'
by juicyjwhite March 18, 2018
by Dan Gookin August 17, 2023