When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.
Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
Woman: What's that?!?!
Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!
by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009
Get the Rusty Trumpetmug. by butthead December 4, 2005
Get the rusty harmonicamug. Much like the dirty sanchez but a reversal. While giving head the woman sticks her finger in her bloody vagina and then smears it on the guys upper lip.
The were such a cute couple with their matching sanchezes... her with the dirty sanchez, him with the rusty sanchez.
by JSAD June 23, 2008
Get the Rusty Sanchezmug. by Copie Boy November 6, 2002
Get the rusty flutemug. The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008
Get the rusty chandeliermug. A sexual act in which an ugly red headed person gives you oral pleasure and spits the ejaculatory fluid back onto you.
by Adam "Sneak Attack" Selby October 29, 2008
Get the Rusty Camelmug. The act of performing anilingus on one's girlfriend and simultaneously reaching around to stimulate her vaginal area by hand. Term derived from the "rusty trombone" as women are not equipped with a trombone-like appendage; moreover the originator of the term maintains that while they do not know how to play the autoharp, the term merely sounds hilarious.
by dirty-ass mofo November 6, 2010
Get the Rusty Autoharpmug.