Flats

Fat ass motherfucker. Preferably a security guard. Often resembling “Flats the Flounder” from SpongeBob squarepants

Oh shit it’s flats, we can’t throw shit anymore

by Bocus January 27, 2022

Flat Tag

To tuck in or lay flat an errant tag on a piece of clothing worn by another.

Bill raised his glass of beer and told his buddies, "It was a good day - I flat tagged Susan at work!"

by Boston Literary April 12, 2016

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023

flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

flat

Used by people to define a girl's ass

Damn she flat

by anowachutinkinaba December 11, 2022

Flat Earth

A model of the earth that has been outdated since Ancient Egypt.

Your sense of style is as outdated as flat earth

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Flat bike

When you have sex with someone and you are flaccid.

Want me to give you a flat bike?

by misty578 January 23, 2016