Edward

really funny and kind. hes a good listener and will listen to you rant about your friends. he has a very unique personality which makes things funner. the overall best person to hang out with. :D

ooOoOOOoOoOOOOo edward

by quibblee October 10, 2021

Edward

This person is great sweet smart cute strong and puts family and friends first put has bad past experiences that makes it hard to trust people but falls for people fast

I think my best friend Edward likes me

by E4williams November 15, 2022

Edward Cullen

The most sexy man in the world

Edward Cullen is so SEXYY

by anonymous December 25, 2020

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 4, 2021

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023