Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

cock honkey

a white bitch down to gargle on as much man sauce slung from a white mans one eyed custard spitter

did you see that chick mlast night at the party get down on all the saussie man she was a cock honkey

by rape kits anonmyous October 21, 2010

Cock-La'Va

When your girlfriend eats a dominos chocolate lava cake off your penis

May I interest any of you ladies in a cock-la'va?

by Ray-Charles March 16, 2021

Cock Cruiser

A vechile purchased for the sole reason to attract men.

It cant be a pussy wagon, we dont like pussy, we like cock. Its called a cock cruiser!

by Cruiser12345 September 10, 2011

oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"

"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"

by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019