Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Teacher

A person who answers question you would never have without them

Damn why is the Teacher always giving us homework

by PPlayz895 March 24, 2022

AG Teacher

The nicest and most layed back teacher in the school but always late.

"yo dude there's the AG Teacher"
"go ask him to come to our class"
"sure dude"

"yo sir, i got AG during period 3, you should come join"
"I'll see, if I don't have classes I'll think about it

by FGSHS Student March 10, 2022

Teacher's Cunt

The wide " V " formed in the crotchal region of slacks, specifically, those found on female educators. Not to be confused with its close relative, the camel toe.

OMG, did you see Ms. Chapman's teacher's cunt? She looked like Linda from Bob's Burgers.

by McNister Snicket April 7, 2019

Teacher

Teacher, (also known as "federal prison security", mentally and physically torturing students (also known as "federal prisoners". Teachers are also called "North Korean soldiers torturing people escaping". Teachers' living locations are usually hidden, but we are searching about their locations and it's probably North Korea.

Teachers should be sorry about the students.

by Dukey_Gaming January 8, 2022

Teacher

A karen. All they do all day is stand there and tell kids from age 4-16 to shut up and listen

my teacher doesn't let me talk to my mate even though we're talking about the game we played last night. That teacher doesn't understand that its better than lessons 😒😒😒

by Lorenna2011 April 16, 2022

national hit teacher day

November 29

this day you will hit her as hard as possible on national hit teacher day

by jamal20944 November 29, 2023