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Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.
Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.
by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010
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Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.
Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H
by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018
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Taking a Randy

Recently, an avid offloading enthusiast from Orlando, Florida set the 2 day record for number of stops needed to relieve himself. That, coupled with his uncanny resemblance to the television character of Randy from Trailer Park Boys, is how the term was derived and is now flourishing in the off-roading community.
I'll be taking a Randy as soon as I can pull over.
by Bubbles from Canada April 24, 2023
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dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
by D00M2099 October 18, 2018
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Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.
"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"
by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018
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Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.
She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?
by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018
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Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now
Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET
by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019
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