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Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.
"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"
by JLB237 December 16, 2013
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spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on
get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table
by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006
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why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*
by zidredz October 20, 2010
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Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.
well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot
by CJBrimson August 13, 2011
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glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!
she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!
by Krazzzy November 4, 2006
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Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.
Tyler is such a tabler.
by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017
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