Tree-J

a blow job in a tree. also, the cum is now tree-jaculation.

my boyfriend and I went camping and decided to climb a tree for a tree-j. he was so excited that he tree-jaculated after only 10 seconds!

by agracefulklutz August 9, 2020

Tree Chicken

A moose.
Refers to the danger of moose along the roadway or elsewhere that are big and heavy that hitting them is like hitting trees. Also, like chickens, they are unintelligent and likey to jump in any direction unpredictably at any moment.

First used in 2018 by Browless Seth from the band Totally Overrated Sellouts during his stay in Alaska.

Slow down when driving in Alaska if you see a tree chicken, because it might jump out in front of you and smash you right dead.

by Concrete Coyotes November 24, 2019

Tree Vagina

I Fagot from your school who needs to kill them-self because no one likes them. (GAYFAGGOTRETARDDICKSNIFING PEICESOFSHIT)

FUCK you kaleb You Tree vagina go sniff a dick you faggot.

by KalebP!23 November 28, 2017

Dirty tree

Dirty tree is a s3x to a boy.

I just dirty tree him

by Fnaf_fan March 8, 2022

such a fucking tree

A person who is a tree often are named wilson

how am i a tree
your such a fucking tree

by dfdfjhgjkbvnjv April 27, 2022

puffing trees

The act of smoking a large "puff" of marijuana or "tree"

Yo bro we gonna puff some trees after school?
Yo bro we puffing trees whenever we can!

by Swimgod December 1, 2015

tree fugger

A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.

My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.

by AmadeuS469 August 21, 2018