goon

Your short friend

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Look its the goon
Person 3: Hi goon
Person 1: I am bringing my nerf gun next time (joke)

by paradenical February 21, 2020

Goon Cave

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.

Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!

by dylf2025 July 27, 2025

Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.

Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.

by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025

Goon Fed

a man or woman that lives their lives drinking cask wine.

Bro you'r so goon fed

by bugeymcbongsnstuf March 23, 2017

goon

carry on; proceed; go along; continue; move on; advance

Time to goon for me, boy!

by Ivan Kalita January 27, 2018

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

goon

To participate in vandalism, loitering, public displays of ignorance, outward obnoxiousness, and other non-socially acceptable practices justified by a directionless but nonetheless strong pack mentality and conformity with other similarly outlandish behaving individuals.

Lighting a firework in the Whataburger was such a goon

by Blacknog3000 September 17, 2023