anxiety shit

When you are so nervous or anxious about something that you suddenly have explosive diarrhea.

Let me go take my anxiety shit before I have to face work.

by Luna Mystica January 12, 2017

Rock Shit

When you take a dump and it's very constipated, even a bit painful that it feels like a huge brick coming out of your ass.

Dude my ass is so sore, I was in the bathroom for almost an hour taking a rock shit . It was so bad the toilet plugged up.

Shit

by Wrigleys Gumchewz July 13, 2014

Classic shit

Information that is outdated or has been replaced by The Shit.

Something you tell someone when they talk about things everyone already knows who they know something that is incorrect and needs to be corrected.

Friend 1-Dude, did u hear about the BP spill?
Friend 2-Oh god, thats classic shit man...

by benthegamerguyxp January 15, 2011

Shit's Rough

Used to describe a situation that has caused grief. This can be used in very serious situations or completely retarded ones. Kinda like "That Sucks".

It can also be used to describe intensity.

Dean: "Dude... My mother passed away yesterday"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Hey look, I typed 'teh' when I wanted to type 'the'"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

OR

Dean: "Dude, have you seen 'Requiem For A Dream?"

Tristan: "Oh man. Shit's rough."

by BloOdMonKeY87 August 13, 2010

bottomless shit

Someone who is so entirely full of shit that it’s as though an endless supply is available to them.

Our new supervisor has already clearly demonstrated that he is a bottomless shit.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Peace of shit

When some dumbfuck tries to call someone a piece of shit, but somehow fucks up a 5 letter word and makes you automatically feel superior to them.

Bob: You buffoon. You dunderhead. You absolute peace of shit.
Mack: How do you mess up a 5 letter word? You know what? Don't even respond to this reply. Idiot.

by NiggasStoleMyFridge May 21, 2021

Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013