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tan the man

A pice of crap
Tan the man Jan fam lan
by King Ozzy October 24, 2018
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Tans

She's the most caring and adorable girl you've ever seen. Don't make her mad or she will fite you and tell you to "die." SHE ALSO SCREENSHOTS IN VOICE CHATS and screenshots the weirdest moments. Loves Anime and hates anyone that says they hate anime.
Kelsy: AYY THAT GIRL IS WATCHING ANIME!

Marta: That's a TANS!
by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room
by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019
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Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"
by unkillbilly December 27, 2018
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wilkes barre tan

Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let's go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!
by BrambleFaggotFag June 12, 2018
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texas tan

An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
by Proud Texan June 22, 2018
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