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by Playstation0 January 25, 2025

Steaming

Defecating. Shitting. Dropping a deuce. Taking a dump. Laying a log. Especially when used to describe it in a relaxed state or a break from life.

Classmate A: " dude uve been gone for like 15 minutes u missed half of 3rd period where were you?"
Classmate B: "dude i went to the bathroom i was steaming, man it was life changing."
Classmate A: "wow man im jealous maybe next class ill get the same delightful experience."

by Raunchyraul87 May 14, 2024

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 1, 2010

Steam whistle

A steam whistle is an electric move in bed it’s when your partner take a hit of a joint or cigarette while the other blows into there asshole or vagina your partner then exhales the smoke while the blower yells choo choo here comes the choo choo train

Let me steam whistle you tonight

by AandODefine June 26, 2025

Greeley Steam Roller

The smell of cow crap and burning bones/blood in Greeley, Colorado.

Wow, it really smells like a Greeley Steam Roller outside.

by Brittwitt89 February 29, 2020

steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

Sittin on Steam

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.

Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.

by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017