hoe status

Someone man or female who is careless and reckless with their body or engaging in reckless activity. They have no qualms about what they do, and could care less about their "status" or how they look to other people. However, other people label them as having this type of status.

Roommate 1: Yea I could not associate with Rei anymore because I think she has hoe status now and im trying to do better, so I moved out.

Friend: What you mean hoe status?

Roommate 1: She use to have people come in and thru our house all times of the day and night. I was uncomfortable and could not study well.

Roommate 2 (Rei): I could careless if you left. You're a hater, and Ima keep doing me.

by UD-Doc November 19, 2010

Dyl Status

A level of intoxication beyond the point of "blacking out". One will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. Outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.

Dick: "Yo man that kid just keyed my car!"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"

by OP 4 Life June 12, 2011

purple status

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

by theknowitall001 December 28, 2014

Baller Status

Baller Status is defined as having reached a superlative level of ballerdom, it is said one has acheived baller status. This often goes hand in hand with early retirement & being a man of leisure (or lady of leisure). It can often devolve into a world of dinner whores & golddiggers if the baller has a weak pimp hand. Many of these types can be found on dating sites such as wealthy-men & webdate, where it is easier to hide one's monetary worth and circumnavigate wanna-be-women-of-leisure. Many of your are asking how does one declare oneself a baller? Do I just go down to my local courthouse & fill out a form to obtain "Baller" status without anything snazzy? Is it more of just a transformation over time from non-baller to being a baller? Or is it more of a secret society you needed to be invited to? Are there any tax benefits? The answer is Yes. Originally, one would be knighted by a man of great status, far away from the local courthouse. Snazziness came with being a baller; if it was a secret society, your wouldn't know it existed unless you were a baller. There were no direct tax benefits, but indirectly most ballers were often tax evaders. The modern baller is much more relaxed, & it clearly is no longer a secret society if we know ballers exist...But seriously, if you have to ask, you're not a baller. Baller Brand is a way to share the clothing style of ballers with everyone. ballerbrandclothingcompany.bigcartel.com

justin flores does not party using a party bus when he goes out... but joe and andrew do...so by default they are men of baller status

by ballerbrandclothingcompany March 26, 2011

Status

An adjective used to describe something incredible, awesome or cool.

The Dark Knight was a fucking status movie!

by Gionet August 21, 2008

status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while (or happens repeatedly) when in the middle of an internet conversation.

snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.

by J-J-Jenna January 4, 2007

status stalker

To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..

hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com

status stalker

by gawdz November 22, 2009