Bernie Stander

A (usually white) liberal who thinks Bernie Sanders is the best thing to ever some out of politics. These people will lose it when someone brings up his shady immigration ideas and imperialist agenda. These people don't know how revolutions work or what real socialism is.

Me: Bernie Sanders thinks immigrants are responsible for low wages and wants to continue Israel's oppression of Palestinians.
Bernie Stander: What the fuck did you just said to me? WOULD YOU RATHER VOTE FOR TRUMP!!!!?????

by Young Black Jack September 4, 2016

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Stranger in the night

When you masturbate with your non-dominant hand and it feels like someone else is doing

I got tendinitis in my dominant hand so now i have to do "stranger in the night" it feels like someone else is doing it... but it also feels like I'm doing it to someone else.

by mufasasabitch February 4, 2018

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Smanger

A cigarette. Usually used with the verb ripping. often shortened to smang.

Look at that douche ripping smangers.

by briky128 June 4, 2010

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hello stranger

When someone sits on there hand till it’s numb then masturbates.

I was lonely till I worked out my problems with a hello stranger.

by Salty capt. February 27, 2019

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supreme victory perfect mega stranger

An advanced form of the mega stranger. In the case of the ultra-rare Supreme Victory Perfect Mega Stranger, the guy gains approval for a tug job using his recently-numbed hand from the very first girl he approaches, while also successfully reciting the Time Limit Clause.

~ for a detailed example of a "supreme victory perfect mega stranger", see example provided in mega stranger entry~

by cassuduh March 2, 2009

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