After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.
Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
by nipopolis January 4, 2009
Get the Unsatisfied Santa mug.1. The common childhood fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who gives toys on Christmas.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
2. The fear of allowing ones child to believe in this imaginary character for many numerous reasons including fear of guilt when; a child finds out that said character does not exist, they are breaking a moral value by lieing, they are taking the day away from (see Jesus.)
3. The uncommon adult fear of an imaginary morbidably obese character who secretly commited acts of rape on said person when they are a child.
1. I dont know, but for some reason, our child Jimmy screams whenever seeing a picture or Santa Clause, I hope he grows out of his Santaclaustrophia
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
2. You may call me Santaclaustrophic, but I will not lie to my child, nor steal the day away from Jesus.
3. I dont know, but for some reason, our adult son Jim screams and wraps his hands around his rear wheneve rseeing a picture of Santa Clause, I wonder if his jailed uncle, who liked to dress and Santa, raped him as a child?!
by thecoolcanadian December 22, 2009
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by Twiggles02 April 12, 2008
Get the big nasty santa fe mug.A city located in north Los Angeles County. It is located near the Kern and Ventura County borders. It is located about 45 minutes of Downtown Los Angeles. It is home to 5 school districts and about 60 public schools. The major school districts are : William S Hart Union HIgh School District, Saugus Union SD, Newhall SD, Castaic Union SD,and Sulphur Springs SD. It a primarily white and christian suburb, however, there is a wide mix of cultures. It is home to the Valencia Town Center, a large mall. It has been named one of the safest places to live for many years and one of the best 50 places in America to live. The city is planning to get a minor league baseball team in 2007. It is home to 2 colleges, the Masters College and College of the Canyons. There are four divisions of Santa Clarita. They are Saugus, Newhall, Valencia, and Canyon Country. Contrary to most peoples belief, two divisions, Stevenson Ranch and Castaic are unincorporated. It is pretty much the best place ever.
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To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.
To get the full effect of the Santa Fe Hotdog, melt the cheese over the hotdog, then lubricate your lover's asshole (male or female) with a generous helping of mustard to ease the insertion of the melted mass of meat and cheese. Add the green chile as you're shoving the hotdog up their ass, then get ready for a tasty treat.
After a long, strenuous day at the gallery, there's nothing better than a couple of Santa Fe Hotdogs!
by Jor-hay October 7, 2007
Get the Santa Fe Hotdog mug.Santa Fe High School, home of the chiefs, located in Santa Fe Springs California. One of the best schools in the Whittier Union High School District. It has a kickass football program and is just plain gagnsta. Joe Gibbs (Head Coach of the Washington Redskins) graduated from this school as well as Laura Bergg (One of the US Olympic Softball players) & Mark Kotzay (MLB player). SFHS is ten times better than La Serna, Cal High, Whittier High, El Rancho, and Pioneer.
by BTK D3athB3an3r December 25, 2007
Get the Santa Fe High School mug.Santa is a jolly old man with a long white beard. He dresses in all red. He likes to break into your house on the 25th of December. You might want to watch out for him.
Oh my god, Santa is here!
by ~Jay~ January 6, 2006
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