sofie

fucking terrified of balls

person 1: whys she so scared of football
person 2: idk guess she’s just a sofie

by gang gang with extra gang November 3, 2019

Sofietta

Sofietta is a beautiful person, mainly on the outside! She can be a real bitch when she wants to be. So you should be on her good side. She can be nice occasionally, only to people she really, really likes. Like her boyfriend(s) or family. She thinks highly of herself, sometimes without merit. But most if the time her information is backed by evidence and you should probably believe her!

Sofietta lacks empathy towards strangers, she only let's herself feel when she thinks she can take the risk. But when she does - her love is phenomenal!

She is a rare gem, so take her, keep her, and cherish her forevermore.

Sofietta is rocking those boots!

Wow, did you read Sofietta's latest book? Awesome!

by Angry Italian December 7, 2019

sogned

Exactly like signed, but done in a retarded manner.

I cant believe day crew sogned off the document like that

by FinalEquinox December 8, 2019

Society

A place with high expectations that always find a way to kill any confidence you have left

Is this society?

by thisthingcalledlife December 10, 2019

society

we live in one

frank: "society"
jeff: "damn, thats deep"

by starpelly February 15, 2020

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020