soggy wife

Soggy Wife

A term described to a wife/partner who is submissive and never makes a decision for themselves without prompting.

Can't believe how quiet and shy Michelle was last night, she's a right Soggy Wife.

by Little Sausage January 5, 2017

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Soggy Slap

When your buddy slaps you in the face with his soggy balls.

Shit man yesterday Sam just Soggy Slapped me and left a ball imprint on my left cheek

by ruraldictionary. October 6, 2021

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Soggy Cheeto

Another word for a non-erect penis. Can be more specifically used in a negative context.

Yeah, he couldn't get it up last night. He had a soggy cheeto.

by Kuronkuu January 4, 2021

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soggy bottom bounce

When you piss your pants then sit on someones face.

Svetty pissed herself then sat on Jacks face. Jack loves that soggy bottom bounce.

by LOLXan2112 June 30, 2016

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Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)

“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”

by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

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