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Social Bukkake

When all your mates are being selfish or unfair to you (i.e. jacking on you).
My mates want me to cook a meal for them, lay the table and won't even let me sit down and eat with them. I'm a victim of social bukkake.
by supergit May 30, 2019
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social pervert

A social pervert is someone who looks into everyone’s social life way too much and notice any changes
Riley is a social pervert because she always looks into everyone’s social lives
by Fatty vapes 69 November 30, 2019
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Social Entrepreneur

A person who starts a business that solves a social issue.
"Yo, Reese Witherspoon is that dope social entrepreneur - shining a light on women's empowerment in Hollywood all dat."
by We_Live_In_A_Society April 24, 2019
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furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.
Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!
by Critikale May 18, 2018
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Social Meathead

A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.
I hate it how James acts stupid around his friends, he is such a Social Meathead
by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018
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Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing propersocial dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020
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