Social Drinking

When one drinks with more than one person, at an occasion.

"I'm going to go social drinking tonight."

by C-L-F January 2, 2012

socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

by Blazted October 20, 2013

furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.

Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!

by Critikale May 18, 2018

social collective

social collective

noun

is a term referring to the mass populous who support socialism.

the social collective is the most important component for the realization of a socialist revolution.

by Baron Neville June 26, 2017

Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.

hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?

by KrashWorship April 11, 2020

Social Buffalo

1. A nice person who tries to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but in a misguided attempt to be cool ends up knocking over everybody's drinks and being sick on the carpet.

2. A shitty person who claims to be a 'Social Butterfly', i.e. someone with the ability to be sociable or friendly with everyone, flitting from person to person in the way a butterfly might, but who is actually two-faced about it and tramples over people's feelings in order to achieve popularity.

1. Dammit, everything was going so well until I revealed my true clumsy nature. Why am I such a social buffalo?
2. Wow, that bitch is a social buffalo. She's nice to me in person but when she leaves she just fucking trash talks me.

by KarlUrbane May 19, 2016

Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"

Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021