Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...

person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...

by Starshine101 March 30, 2009

dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.

Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.

by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008

The Enzo Slap

A slap that gives you a concussion; knocks you the fuck out into next tuesday or refrigerator..

"Did you see that girl who got The Enzo Slap???"

by Crystal yo August 29, 2009

Slap the Skippy

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth

Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy

by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

Ice slap

When you are drinking a drink with ice in it, and you tilt the cup too far and the ice hits you in the face.

I was talking to Heather at Sean’s party last night, and I was about to ask her out but then I got ice slapped.

by Sdrawkcab November 26, 2017

Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014

slapping the lizard

Whenever someone gets sexually aroused and feels the need to relieve themselves with the pleasure of "slapping" their "lizard".

Jordan is in the bathroom slapping the lizard.

by Lizard_man123 February 6, 2015