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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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Post-Ironic Sincerity

The act of using a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is some Post-Ironic Sincerity"
by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024
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Post-Ironic Sinceritism

The act of phenomena of when you use a phrase or word in a sincere or unironic manner, that originally was only used or meant in an unironic manner.
"What up, Fam"
"Bro, did you just say 'Fam' unironically? You used to make fun of people who say that."
"Oh shit... I guess I did."
"That is called Post-Ironic Sinceritism"
by Delete_Repeat April 10, 2024
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Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.
I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.
by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024
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The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
The Only Sincere Muscle Is On The Middle Of The Inde Of The Left Cheeck Near The Left Vermillion Border
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