When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
Get the Filibuster Shufflemug. It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place
by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025
Get the Micheal shufflemug. When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.
When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.
by Kai Smash December 20, 2022
Get the The Seaman Shufflemug. by The shmiz December 21, 2019
Get the Idaho Shufflemug. by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019
Get the Cupid shufflemug. With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.
by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018
Get the G-spot shufflemug. When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.
by VisitorNY February 13, 2021
Get the Brady Bunch Shufflemug.