princess shrek

THE most sexy green ogre you will ever see in your entire life. it deserves the top spot in the princess academy awards and is also the current world record holder for best rounded bootie in existence. be careful ladies because they're coming for your top spot ;).

A: i think i'm in love.
B: let me guess, princess shrek?
A: bingo!

by vanexla January 1, 2021

Shrek

, really good at minecraft and is strong

Did you see kevin? He is so goooooooooooooooood at minecraft..
Really? seems like a shrek

by Rosette Isaac December 6, 2021

Upside down shrek

When you put someone face first into a swamp and proceed to butt fuck them as hard as you can while pulling on there ears

I will take you outside luke and give you a upside down shrek

by Upside down shrek June 3, 2022