Shorpund

The act of laying on a small couch watching parks and rec.

1:Hey what are you doing
2:Not much just I'm just shorpunding

by Beefsteak November 21, 2021

Shorpted

When you want to talk to someone but don't know what to say.

Man, I really want to talk to Claire today but I'm totally shorpted!

by Froast January 22, 2023

sharp bugla

An arrogant musician that lives in "Molesto" California.

He is better at playing music than you and you know it

by Teh Benjuturtle April 19, 2003

Scorpitar

Adjective - When a character model's vertex weights are improperly assigned and the entire model blows apart into something that resembles a Scorpion.

Named such after the first observed instance when a Minotaur model deformed into something that looked like a scorpion

"I just exported this model and it scorpitar'd on me!"

by Derek J October 27, 2004

sharpieize

what cuul people do to each other.

I will sharpieize sara's arm tomorrow.

by Sara Sharpie September 20, 2008

scorpeen kick

when you lean forward and kick your leg back to kick someone standing in front of you in the face.

Generally used when playing fighting games. "Is that all you do is the scorpeen kick?"

by Jorden Elliott January 5, 2008

Sharpie

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.

Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"

by bobby714 June 29, 2008