Old Sausage Sunshine

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.

I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011

Sausage Circus

A gay orgy in which 1 or more participants dresses as a clown; gay orgy in general

Oh, yeah, after the concert there was a sausage circus backstage

by mayogargler101 April 29, 2009

sausage fest

a party full of guys, or a slut;'s dream night

i want to get some dick tonight, lets look for a sausage fest

by big daddy springs January 22, 2010

Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.

Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?

by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013

Sausage Sandwich

When two girls are in the act of scissoring, you put your dick in between their vaginas and sit back and relax

Yo dude, did your hear about will?
Yeah I heard that he walked in on two lesbians scissoring, they asked if he wanted to join in and make a sausage sandwich

by Cornf1ake February 9, 2018

Prison Sausage

Another word for dick. As you most likely guessed....

Prisoner 1: I'm gon give you a prison sausage
Prisoner 2: fuck you
Prisoner 1: mmmmmmmm

by SausageThroat August 31, 2015

blood sausage

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!

by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011