Boyfriend Syndrome

When a girl is having sex with a guy regularly but he is not or will not ever be her boyfriend yet she starts to act as if he is. Getting jealous, wondering where he is, who he is with. Starts to become sensitive to the things he says.

Julia: "Ugh Ryan hasn't text me at all today"

Stefani: "Julia it's only 10 am"

Julia: "Well he posted a snapchat so I know he is awake!"

Stefani: "OMG you have boyfriend syndrome"

Julia: "FML OMG I dooooo"

by EllaElla October 27, 2017

polypenis syndrome

A chromosomal disorder when each time you like a new girl, a new penis grows out of your scrotum. This allows you to have sex with all your crushes at the same time.

It's going to be a nightmare when you put a guy with polypenis syndrome into a room full of hot chicks.

by Ploopy cereals May 17, 2017

drawing syndrome

noun -
When a person or animal looks like a drawing or painting when their picture is taken. Synonymous with paper syndrome.

That Gerber baby has drawing syndrome. It's a picture of baby, but it totally looks like a drawing.

by Charlie Estevez January 11, 2010

Buddy Syndrome

The phenomenon where some men between the ages of 20-35 only ever refer to people they're talking about as "my buddy" despite usually being nothing more than a vague acquaintance with them. Typically when you become aware of a friend or family member doing this, it's becomes very hard to ignore. The guys who do this are generally the dude bros after college, or that didn't go to college in the first place.

"I don't think I've ever heard Dave refer to any of his friends by name, for all we know, it's the same guy. I guess he's got a bad case of Buddy syndrome"

by Baron Von Coque August 14, 2015

Ilija Syndrome

This is where you plant seeds in your mind to miss the next day of school, once planted you cannot attend school the next day.

Cameron had a serious case of Ilija Syndrome last night, there was not a chance he could wake up in the morning

by helloyeah May 12, 2016

Turridiot's Syndrome

When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.

Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."

by crashlanta April 27, 2011

Arkansas Syndrome

Arkansas Syndrome is when a person tends to date/fuck (at least) one of their family members

Person 1: hey Jim wanna go out to eat tonight
Jim: sorry I can't, I'm going on a date
Person 1: oh okay, with who?
Jim: my sister
Person 1: I didn't know you have Arkansas Syndrome

by SangerBanger February 25, 2017