A: Hey kid wanna buy some stoners tea?
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
B: SURE BRO.
*drinks*
B: Whoa, I feel alive and colourful. I am as high as a fuc*ing mushroom!
by supeeps February 17, 2014
A girl from a nicer area of NJ/NYC who gives off Madison Avenue vibes but is low key a burnout babe. Listens to musical theater while rolling her J (only with the best strains). After she gets high, orders an immense amount off of UberEats using her dad's card. Enjoys shopping at Dior while stoned. Never buys pre-rolled J's and she loves corgi videos.
by EmGirlie123 December 13, 2019
“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”
by AngusStarbies January 18, 2021
I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.
You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.
by stonerbonerthefirst December 07, 2023
by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 30, 2017
Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you
1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “
by Muñañyo March 04, 2021