Double-Standard Debbie

A girl who preaches that men should look past her looks and see her personality, but harshly judges men based on their appearances.

Deborah: Ugh, I hate men! All men want these days is a barbie doll with huge boobs and a big ass! They only marry the girls who look like strippers! Why can't a guy just accept me for me and love me the way I am?!

Jane: Well, Haiden likes you. Wanna try dating him?

Deborah: Hell no, he's 5'5 and works as a cashier. If a man's not at least 6'0 tall, he don't deserve me.

Jane: You're a Double-Standard Debbie. It's no wonder you're single.

by A random nobody :) April 30, 2023

The Theoretical Plate Standard

The Theoretical Plate Standard (TPS) is the certified bro measurement of bigness. Also known as the 1234, such an achievement requires a 1 plate press, 2 plate bench, 3 plate squat, and 4 plate deadlift. Brothers who can certifiably complete this challenge, are defined by bros around him as "the big guy." lifting weights science

It's been two years since I've been counting my macros and I still haven't reached the theoretical plate standard; I might need to go on gear.

by Dnom March 28, 2019

sand sailor

A member of the US Navy assigned to Individual Augmentee or GSA duty.

I just got my orders to Afghanistan... gonna be a sand sailor!

by Guamish February 21, 2009

Sand or Feathers

The only way to differentiate between and Indian of American Decent and an Indian from India.

John: My Sister married an Indian. Amos: Sand or feathers?

by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009

Sand Dookie

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

by Daisy Bo Luke August 5, 2020

Mouth Sand-Trap

When one chokes from having cotton mouth after eating dry ass Austin Toasty Crackers with Penut Butter. (Usually when no water is present)

Those crackers Joe gave me were a mouth sand-trap and I almost died because I had no water and a severe cotton mouth.

by Jd__Cg August 16, 2016

Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

by OgJaw February 11, 2013