Square 

A extremely well built person with broad sholders and who you definitely would never mess with

tom: ''joddy told me hes goes to the gym everyday now''

jon: ''i know hes a right square bas**rd now isnt he!!!!''

Square by john carew August 11, 2009

square ass nigga 

1. Someone with no sense of humor
2. Someone that is unwilling to bend the rules to have fun
3. Someone who is basic

Same as a 'stiff' or a 'square'

My roommates cool, but hes a square ass nigga, i can't even smoke around him

square ass nigga by baebby July 8, 2017

square 

someone who is afraid to do anything sexually with their bf/gf but isnt lez bi or queer

he's so square he wouldnt even kiss me

square by person December 3, 2004

squares

Perfectly regular rectangles (yeah, they are rectangles); the equilateral triangle of the rectangle world.

"Wow, shapes with all four sides and interior angles the same?! They must be squares!"

squares by Sez January 8, 2004

sponge bob square pants 

trendy cartoon that really has no entertainment value

im kewl cuz I lik SPUNG BOB!!!! TEHEHEHEHE!

sponge bob square pants by die April 27, 2003

square 

corny ass motherfucker

joe is a fucking square

square by dg June 23, 2002

Square penis 

A penis that is square and not round as per usual.

"How did you get a square penis like that? Plastic surgery?"

"Your mom's got a square pussy, maybe it's because your dad's got such a square penis!"

"I have a hard time fitting your square penis in my normal "round" vagina."

Square penis by Ciraz August 18, 2013