by DavidAlbu May 1, 2024
Get the Hole Royalemug. ''MATCHEW'', Canadian Rizzler, 6'1 with 3 wives and 6 kids. 27 y/o dominant gym bro. Pro Halo Player for Faze, shoots straight and got a 15/10 jiggle peak. Very polite (PLEASE), loves trains, got beautiful teef. Owns 6 mansions and 9 supercars.
by emisguilty October 1, 2023
Get the Royal 2mug. royal is a godly smash player, more or less bored half the time and loves arson. this walking tank of a man makes chuck noriss his bitch, with each step he takes a new universe comes into existence. with the power to tear a hole into the fabric of the universe, he sleeps.
royal is cool
by layor November 5, 2021
Get the Royalmug. Waking your girl up to a hearty, quality breakfast with some eggs and sausage because shes a woman who deserves respect. Hah just kidding, its putting your dick between two english muffins, just how the queen would like it.
Damn, I gave Becky quite the Royal English Breakfast this morning. She liked that i added gooch butter for taste.
by Eeeeeeeen May 27, 2017
Get the royal english breakfastmug. One who is first and foremost a silly bitch. This person may also refer to themselves as Bane and is a habitual shit talker. Indecisiveness is a trait among many Royal Jesters often finding difficulty choosing a car build. These people are found to bring great enjoyment to others with the tall tales they speak about and wishful thinking that encompasses their mind.
by Juggernat October 12, 2016
Get the Royal Jestermug. Used as an adjective to describe someone or to describe yourself. If you are "royally ____" it means you're over the top, exceeding expectations. Commonly used when you're seriously messed up.
"I had 10 beers and I'm royally f*cked up, dude."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
"He was royally messed up at that party last night, I heard he pissed on the couch."
by GlucoseGod September 1, 2021
Get the Royallymug. Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
by Dr_poo June 5, 2022
Get the Royal Flushmug.