lil retard

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

by bjfg January 7, 2020

Lil Retard

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded

lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun

by bjfg January 7, 2020

White Retard

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez

“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”

by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019

retard love

when two particularly retarded individuals link up and become soul mates

we have a special kind of retard love <3

by hjiygiiuhhih May 9, 2018

retard alarm

is when a person doesn't think straight

Can i eat a plastic? no you retard alarm

by retard alarm March 28, 2016

Retarded Alien

A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar

Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?

Person 2: Oh really?

Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.

by RetardedAlien July 11, 2021

retard r

The retard r is backwards and fucked up. A group out of wheeling west virginia that really dont giva fuck.. Dont fuck with them

Retard r is everywhere

by Bread Stain September 12, 2018