jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

d-realigans island

When a certain individual can't catch a pass or get a single yard on the football field.

Shit on lock buddy welcome to D-realigans island:

by D-realigans island January 18, 2017

american redlight

Getting out of your car at a redlight and run around your car clockwise as many times as you can with an extremely large American flag.

I played American redlight today.

by Lil_fig February 22, 2017

GIANT-REALISTIC-FLYING-TIGER

It is a giant-realistic-flying-tiger, who could possibly misunderstand that?

"Where are you Giant-Realistic-Flying-Tiger?"
"Wait it's a girl? I thought that tiger was a man!"

by Josip(Legend) May 7, 2017

the realist mom

Super awesome mom that has swag and cool as hell

My mom is the realist mom

by Yilab klof May 22, 2017

alabama recliner

When you're sitting on a reclining chair and the female is riding you, but its your sister so its insest. Only in Alabama folks!

I'm going to ride you like the Alabama recliner big brother!

by Alabama Recliner July 30, 2017

pop-realism

A supermodern form of realism that is delineated by bold black and white lines or vibrant color contrasts created by primary colors.

A formalistic post-postmodernism.

Includes such cultural phenomena as font design and "bookstagramming."

Pop-realism is the intermodern successor to postmodern aesthetic deconstructionism.

by sandraxine September 1, 2018