“Hi, so guess what, I was taking my cat for a walk-“
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
“People walk their cats?”
“Your getting distracted, lemme talk. Anyway, i was walking my cat, and there was this cucumber just sitting right in the middle of the sidewalk!”
“You called me up just ti tell me that?”
“What can i say, life is random.
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