queer time

The time for being queer, often during ones puberty.
Matt is on his queer time because he is going through puberty.
by Eatalottapus January 01, 2012
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queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."
by Mansewer March 26, 2007
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weather queer

When the weather just can't make up it's mind about whether it's hot or cold.
Mark: We got 87 degrees yesterday and now today it's like 29.
Daniel: Florida is so weather queer lmao
by knuckles0 January 27, 2021
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Stafford Avenue Queer

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.

Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.

Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
by Huggy Fresh September 14, 2021
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Queer Puritanist

A phenomenon wherein self-described leftwing, queer, and LGBT "allies" condemn and demonize heterosexual fan service for normal people while maintaining explicit double standards for homosexual, trans, and female-oriented fanservice. Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the fact that much of fiction is meant to be a form of escapism. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such groups often found themselves opposed to in previous decades when they campaigned for sexual liberation.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson in Spider-Man 2 looks like? Shut up, you're a porn-brained incel."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa, why are you such a queer puritanist?"
by JD_543975834 December 27, 2023
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
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queer the crack

to insert the erect genitellia of the male into the anal cavity of another person.
Donksta would queer your crack, watch out Coby, here he comes.
by T$ March 05, 2003
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