Puber

Pronounced “poo-ber”, the word for when a man either drives a car or gets a ride for the pussy

Yo dude, can I use your car as Puber?
Yeah man, my car is always a Puber for you

by 7roadrunner1 September 3, 2022

Pubert

Sixth or seventh grader, or someone who acts immature.

“I know you ain’t talkin, you just a pubert.”

by Jangly Jumbles November 12, 2022

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

Puberty Boner

When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.

Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.

Student: ok fine *stands up*

Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?

Student: cause what?

Teacher: Look at your crotch area

Student: Oh sh-

Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*

Student: Ok thanks!

by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023

pubertie

Da age at which da young Squire Wooster began needing a butler to help him sort out his raging-hormones confusions and debacles.

I wonder if P.G. Wodehouse went through pubertie himself, and that's how he got da idea for his famous series of "awkward upper-crust guy and his butler" books and short stories?

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

poker brian

A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.

That guy got so lucky on the river but totally went poker Brian on me and thought he was a genius.

by B4032883 February 9, 2023

paker

Fat ass nigga

Ryan: yo that guys a paker

by Jontrons daddy UWU February 22, 2023