When a man sneaks off to be alone to masturbate and his best friend secretly follows him and moves his arm for him.
After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
by Uncle Mojo December 7, 2010
Get the Tulsa Paddle Wheel mug.A girl or young woman who enjoys being urinated on and/or urinating on herself; it is a combination of the word "piddle" meaning to pee and the Disney film "The Little Mermaid."
1) Ariel loved having other people pee on her so much, they started calling her "The Piddle Mermaid."
2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.
2) I walked in on my little sister the other day and she was lying in the tub peeing all over herself...she's such a Piddle Mermaid.
by ED1071 April 15, 2008
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bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.
by mado as September 4, 2006
Get the paddle pop mug.A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 13, 2006
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Get the piddle poop mug.My three-year old niece has an Ipod Shuffle that she has no idea how to use but it doesn't matter because it only shuffles The Wiggles. She's a groovy poddler.
by MellyJ September 30, 2005
Get the poddler mug.sex term: This begins by tittie-fucking a fine young lady, preferrably with double D's. After giving her a pearl necklace you then drop a cleveland steamer on her chest and proceed to rub it in by dragging your ass on her chest as a dog would drag his ass on the carpet. Usually performed by Germans.
Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
by c-dog February 22, 2004
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