Post-Coital Piss

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018

Beat Post

1)Any vertical object, usually a post or pole that is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

by Rumple Steelflex June 25, 2009

cricket post

When someone posts/shares on FB and no one comments or likes.

Did you see Kari posted pictures of her new car?

Yeah, I noticed her cricket post.

by Heather Leather February 21, 2011

Twisty Pisty

The act of a woman giving a backwards hand-job to a male, while the pinky finger is two knuckles deep inside the penis hole.

Person 1: Fuck bro, my dick hole is so sore and swollen after last night..

Person 2: Oh man, did you pick up an STI?

Person 1: Nah, Sharon got carried away last night and gave me a Twisty Pisty.

Person 2: Worth it?

Person 1: Yea man, there's no better feeling than simultaneously bleeding and cumming at the same time.

by DYSMITH May 3, 2013

National post pictures of your best friends day

Post pictures of your best friends!

yeah it’s National post pictures of your best friends day

by Sarah Mckean June 19, 2020

Lake the Post

At Northwestern University, it refers to old tradition of dragging the field goal posts from the football field to Lake Michigan in order to dump them. This happened in the period of time when NU had one of the worst football teams in the nation, and laking the posts was done during the occasional victory or notable defeat.

"We just beat Ohio State! Time to lake the posts!"

by Jasper Davis July 29, 2012

post mortem sleaze

A person who has died & fallen victim to a necrophiliac. Usually refering to a virgin or elderly type.

01. My grandmother, who is 92, was post mortem sleaze in the morgue of the hospital.

02. One mortician to another, "I fucked that sleaze the other day, tight pussy, even tighter ass."

by newtdecay December 6, 2007