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where u find out, how your mum made all that extra money over the years
PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
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Porch kitty

That’s not a indoor cat, that’s the neighborhood porch kitty.
by Autz.b January 25, 2023
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Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
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Pornhub

teehehehehe ur so funny for looking this up in the middle of 6th-grade health class. Go back to looking at the parts of the penis
Dude it would be so freaking funny if you looked up pornhub.
by anonomous1115 March 30, 2023
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Pornhub

A family friendly website for children to watch and learn about the human body
Kid: hey mom I’m gonna go watch pornhub.

Mom: okay let me know if you learned anything new!
by Mr. Spicy April 1, 2023
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PornHub Ads

Pornhub ads are quite possibly the worst thing in the world.

There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"

Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
I was having a great time on PornHub, until all of the PornHub Ads finally loaded in
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023
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Pornhub

Something that teenagers and old people go on because they have no love life, and are horny
guy 1: Hey I'm really horny right now
Guy 2: have you tried pornhub?
by Strikevall July 12, 2023
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