PERSON 1: DUDE I WAS SCROLLING ON PORNHUB LAST NIGHT AND I FOUND MY MUM ON IT
Person 2: did u watch it?
Person 2: did u watch it?
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Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
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There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"
Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
There are two main types:
1. The bonerkiller.
"Mature ladies in your area" Shows a picture of someone's grandma FUCKING NAKED
2. The cringe.
Either really bad acting, or copy and pasted text to speech over a stolen rule 34 animation.
"You will cum to this game in 0.00043454 milliseconds", "YO, EVER HEARD OF JERKMATE???!!"
Either way both are usually scams... no idea why they are allowed at all
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