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Cuck penguin

A little short fat dude that looks like a penguin and has little dick energy
Yo look at that guy over there…he’s looks like a lil cuck penguin
by S2kdoodlebob May 8, 2022
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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Southern Hemisphere derivatives. Small, Aqautic Bird-fish that spend the majority of their time kickin' wicked front-flips and bangin' it to Bob Marley. Usually found brandishing a pair of fresh dollar-store sunglasses.. which what they don't really be havin' no need to be wearing in the first of place, since winter darkies-time down thur lasts for an unreasonably long-ass thyme.
When speaking: "What ever done happen to those Penguins which what said: "doobie doobie". "
by thegreatandterribledeviledking November 23, 2011
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crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.
Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.
by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017
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PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept
by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020
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Penguin chick

1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.

2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."

"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
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club penguin

It's a game that shut down since April 1, 2017. In the game, you can chat with friends. It's published by disney interactive & developed by lance priebe, aka rocket snail games. many of the flash assets can still be found on various websites, such as web.archive.org & icer.ink .
Jim wants to play Club Penguin with his evil twin.
Jim: wanna play club penguin with me??
Jim's Evil Brother Clone: YESS THIS IS AWESOM? PANGUON???
by JadenTheMoose June 8, 2021
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